If these people have told us tupatane Tuesday, what is your excuse for not coming out tomorrow? Watch 👇🏽🔥

This past weekend we got inaugurated as part of the MOBA fraternity. One of our best weekends. 1/2 #MOBA14 #ResponsibleHooligans #MOBA14inaug https://t.co/oFJZnZ502m

How can you even be comfortable interrupting a couple on their wedding day like this ?? https://t.co/LhtbIL0Fwe

Listen up Bengaluru noobs! This is a banger mega thread on all the 'things to do in Bengaluru'. Bookmark it so you never have to google those words again. Feel free to add to it...

We heard there was a little gathering on Saturday... Let's take a look a some of the 13 to 15 people who were there. https://t.co/hUOW7zeoCw https://t.co/vhqWDynZF4

Friendsgivings this weekend. Some of y’all gfs & bfs gettin fucked

LACOBA Class of 2016! 🎓. Something special is brewing, and it's all about rekindling old bonds and creating new memories. Get ready to join us for an unforgettable day of nostalgia...

A friend from school was getting married. So my old classmates banded together and decided to go and show support, a mini reunion sorta thing. After the wedding, we were chatting b...

My neighbor is throwing a little welcome party for her son, and I’m going over to help her set things in order, it’s a small party so we weren’t expecting so many people, the gues...

📸Excerpts from the Cabeesa Week Celebration!🌟🤍 #KNUST https://t.co/0xWwiia4aI

• #Kanguva Vibe 🔥🔥 Today Evening 8pm Celebration Start At Green Cinemas 😉 12am - Glimpse Playing In Theater 💥 IG : @suriya_offl_ https://t.co/MhVjDgx6ee

Whoever called the cops to my party last night at 10pm ya moms a hoe!

1/ @tractor_owner's tweet about Ted Kaczynski finding his cabin's model in Stewart Brand’s “Whole Earth Catalog” reminded me I’ve been meaning to do a 🧵 on the sus origins of UC Da...

Since people enjoyed my conversation with @exit_org about life in woke big tech as a white guy, sharing some funny moments: 1) HR announces that 3% of workforce is now disabled -...

I wasn't going to go to prom and my mom forced me to go, I didn't have a date so I took one of her 25-year-old friends from nursing school When we got there, one of my teachers re...

I attended the biggest speed dating event, run by one of the "popular" dating apps for muslims in the UK and here's how it went... Disclaimer: I delete my tweets after 7-14 days....

Only 8 sets of The Plunge exist right now. And one of them is with me in Austin, TX. If you want to try out axe-throwing meets cornhole & hang with me… Meet me at Auditorium Sho...

ok i've been taking a couple of days to settle in, and i have to prepare for the talk I'm giving tmr, but after that i should be ready to start plotting public meetups and other mi...

A grand party with friends ended devastatingly for Aruj 1. 33-year old Aruj was visiting home after a gap of 5 years (after landing a job with handsome paycheck overseas). It call...

12:52 PM Nigerian Time Mammoth crowd at the Peter obi #obidense presidential campaign rally.😐 Obi will sweep the entire North central. 🥹 https://t.co/QHpdetJ6gm https://t.co/wsy...

Funny story about me pissing off an entire room full of Texans at a wedding…

Everybody wants to ridicule NatCon, but it just grows and grows and the energy is still palpable and it’s been a success each time. Why? @yhazony planted a flag and does the work....

What a warm welcome from this group of smart people in Austin! Shout out @nickgraynews for organizing (and showing us all how to host a proper 2-Hour Cocktail Party!) https://t.co...

so, context: some time ago i became annoyed at how much wordy thinky stuff was happening at rationalist parties (even the *naked* parties 😩) and had the idea to throw a "nonverbal...